Not the Brightest Bulb...

[_Ky_]

Have you every had one of those days...

I had one. I compacted it into five minutes. My husband and I are getting ready to go out. I grab my medicine for my headache, and I realize that the coffee that I have set up to perk is not done yet, so I reach to open a soda. It falls out of the box and lands right smack on my pinky toe. I curse. From across the room, Hubs as what happen. I replied, "Damn soda fell off the counter onto my foot." As I say this, I walk into the living room, and open the soda over the carpet, spraying myself and the beige carpet with the subtance. Again, I resume cursing, take my medicine with my flat soda, and go back into the kitchen to get towels to clean up the soda.

When I finish with this task, my husband informs me that my coffee is done, so I walk back into the kitchen, put the carpet cleaning supplies away, grab my coffee cup, and pour my coffee. When a little dribblet of coffee creamer escapes the lip of the cup, I do not cutely chase it with my tongue... no, I catch it with my finger, and like it off my finger. Which... yes, just was playing in carpet cleaner.

I immediately start spitting in the sink as my husband starts laughing at me. I look over at him, I'm sure with a rather pathetic look on my face. "I don't think I'm the brightest bulb in the box, today," I say.

"Love,"he says, trying to keep a straight face, "You are rather dim. In fact, I think you might still be in the box. And it is a rather dark place in there."

*head desk*