I didn't quite know what to write for you, thus a little birthday drabble...
What to get a Dragon
“I don’t know what to get her,” Draco muttered as they perused the windows of Diagon Alley.
Harry pointed to a stuffed rabbit.
“No, Potter, she’ll fry it in a flash.”
Harry grumbled. They had spent over an hour looking for the perfect present for her. Both of them refused to by a real animal, only to watch it be barbequed and then devoured.
“Ah ha!” Draco yelled.
“A book?”
“Yes, a book,” Draco said proudly. He gestured towards the mammoth book titled Dragon Tales, “you know she loves to be read to every night after we tuck her in."
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Happy birthday, Anaquana! A double drabble for my favourite dragon! I hope it satisfies the “prompt” you gave us! *weg* ~Scully
Ana’s birthday drabble request: “I'm not picky about stuff like this, just so long as it has lots and lots of the sexxors, I'm happy.”
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Spoiler
Sexxors
“Hey, romaine? What are ‘sexxors’?”
“What?”
“What are sexxors?” Scully repeated, just as ky wandered in.
“Sex whores? Why are you asking what sex whores are? I think the answer is pretty obvious!” ky sniggered.
Scully stuck out her tongue. “I said sexxors. As in, S-E-X-X-O-R-S.”
romaine and ky looked blank.
“I don’t think that’s a word,” romaine finally said. “Where’d you see it?”
“In Ana’s birthday drabble request. How am I supposed to write a drabble full of sexxors if I don’t know what sexxors are?”
ky and romaine looked at each other, then burst out laughing.
“I thought blondes were supposed to be dumb, not redheads!” romaine gasped. This sent ky and romaine into a new fit of hysterics.
Scully glared at her two supposed friends. “Fine,” she huffed. “Laugh all you want. I hope y’all laugh ‘til you choke!”
As she stormed away, ky and romaine stopped hooting long enough to hear her mutter, “Sexxors. I’ll show them sexxors. Just wait ‘til they read my drabble for Ana. It’ll be chock fucking full of sexxors!”
“‘Chock fucking full of sexxors?’” ky repeated, laughing along with romaine. “Well, at least she got the ‘fucking’ part right!”
Um....ok....*thinks* *thinks even harder* *brain goes esplodey from all the thinking*
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Originally Posted by Scully
Happy birthday, Anaquana! A double drabble for my favourite dragon! I hope it satisfies the “prompt” you gave us! *weg* ~Scully
Ana’s birthday drabble request: “I'm not picky about stuff like this, just so long as it has lots and lots of the sexxors, I'm happy.”
Rated R.
Spoiler
Sexxors
“Hey, romaine? What are ‘sexxors’?”
“What?”
“What are sexxors?” Scully repeated, just as ky wandered in.
“Sex whores? Why are you asking what sex whores are? I think the answer is pretty obvious!” ky sniggered.
Scully stuck out her tongue. “I said sexxors. As in, S-E-X-X-O-R-S.”
romaine and ky looked blank.
“I don’t think that’s a word,” romaine finally said. “Where’d you see it?”
“In Ana’s birthday drabble request. How am I supposed to write a drabble full of sexxors if I don’t know what sexxors are?”
ky and romaine looked at each other, then burst out laughing.
“I thought blondes were supposed to be dumb, not redheads!” romaine gasped. This sent ky and romaine into a new fit of hysterics.
Scully glared at her two supposed friends. “Fine,” she huffed. “Laugh all you want. I hope y’all laugh ‘til you choke!”
As she stormed away, ky and romaine stopped hooting long enough to hear her mutter, “Sexxors. I’ll show them sexxors. Just wait ‘til they read my drabble for Ana. It’ll be chock fucking full of sexxors!”
“‘Chock fucking full of sexxors?’” ky repeated, laughing along with romaine. “Well, at least she got the ‘fucking’ part right!”
HAHA!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scully
Happy birthday, Anaquana! A double drabble for my favourite dragon! I hope it satisfies the “prompt” you gave us! *weg* ~Scully
Ana’s birthday drabble request: “I'm not picky about stuff like this, just so long as it has lots and lots of the sexxors, I'm happy.”
Rated R.
Spoiler
Sexxors
“Hey, romaine? What are ‘sexxors’?”
“What?”
“What are sexxors?” Scully repeated, just as ky wandered in.
“Sex whores? Why are you asking what sex whores are? I think the answer is pretty obvious!” ky sniggered.
Scully stuck out her tongue. “I said sexxors. As in, S-E-X-X-O-R-S.”
romaine and ky looked blank.
“I don’t think that’s a word,” romaine finally said. “Where’d you see it?”
“In Ana’s birthday drabble request. How am I supposed to write a drabble full of sexxors if I don’t know what sexxors are?”
ky and romaine looked at each other, then burst out laughing.
“I thought blondes were supposed to be dumb, not redheads!” romaine gasped. This sent ky and romaine into a new fit of hysterics.
Scully glared at her two supposed friends. “Fine,” she huffed. “Laugh all you want. I hope y’all laugh ‘til you choke!”
As she stormed away, ky and romaine stopped hooting long enough to hear her mutter, “Sexxors. I’ll show them sexxors. Just wait ‘til they read my drabble for Ana. It’ll be chock fucking full of sexxors!”
“‘Chock fucking full of sexxors?’” ky repeated, laughing along with romaine. “Well, at least she got the ‘fucking’ part right!”
O.o
That is officially better than anything I've ever written.
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asplody brains are not allowed here. Too tempting for some of us to have a feeding frenzy.
I'll see what I can do with this after I get my fest fics typed and off to the beta shop.
Anaquana, my muse will not let me write drabbles at the present. So, you will have to be satisfied with sharing your ficlet with the masses. I think your love of a certain Weasley helped to inspire this.
Um....ok....*thinks* *thinks even harder* *brain goes esplodey from all the thinking*
1. Fandom or original Um, fandom. 2. Ship if any Lucius/Severus 3. prompt words or scenario "Did you really think you could get away with it?", "Yes Master", and.... chains.
Oh Shite! Um, er, Rom has never written a pron scene with Severus. It may have to be on the cracky side.
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10-04-2007, 10:22 PM 
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I hope it satisfies the “prompt” you gave us! *weg* ~Scully
I try to tell her what to do... honest.
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It may have to be on the cracky side. 
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